It’s not my intent to embarrass you but we must talk about a very important issue at hand. I’ve waited until everyone is resting so don’t worry about anyone hearing this conversation. Are you curious why I brought a ten pack of tissue boxes in your bedroom? You should be curious. I present one incredibly stiff and crunchy sock as evidence to support the reason you need a large supply of tissues at all times. I know why this sock is stiff. You’re jacking of and leaving your jerk wad in clothing! This is unacceptable! I can’t cringe every time I load the washing machine with your clothes anymore. I respect your privacy and the need to unload all that pent up angst from your cock but not in your clothing anymore!