I can tell you are super nervous about going out on your date tonight. You’ve been acting a little strange all day which leads me to believe you must really like this new girl. It’s ok to be nervous but you could and should do something to take the edge off if you know what I mean. You don’t know what I mean? First, let’s pretend that I am your date tonight. If we role play out the situation of what could happen then it may not be so uncomfortable when the date does happen. So we’ve had our standard date banter and things are a little hot and heated between us in a good way. I’m not sure if this girl puts out but you may be lucky enough to get a hand job out of her if she likes you enough. For the next fifteen minutes, or so let’s just pretend I am your date and not your stepmom. I’m feeling a little overdressed so why don’t I make things a little more interesting and get undressed. Doesn’t this feel nice to bond in a whole new way together?