My stepdaughter came to me the other day to tell me the not-so-good news that her boyfriend asked her to marry him! I say not so good because she did not seem happy about it at all. She confessed to me that she didn’t really want to marry him because he was young and that she preferred older men. Men like me. She said that she has a crush on me, and noticed that I gave her a lot of attention as well – more than a stepfather should. “I know stepmom has kind of let herself go, and we live in the same house so that’s convenient – so I think we should just play!” she said. “You have a bulge in your pants too, you’re so naughty stepdaddy!”