The other day, while my wife and step-son were away, his girlfriend came to me to thank me for letting her stay with us while she was going to college. I told her we were happy to help and considered her part of our close friends. Then, she mentioned how she felt sorry for me because it seemed that my wife wasn’t taking care of me the way she took care of my stepson. She looked up at me with her beautiful brown eyes and said that she wanted to really “thank me”, by doing something for me that my wife probably no longer did. She told me that she wanted to give me a handjob!