I asked my step-mom if I could paint my bedroom. I hate that it’s still Pink. I mean, I’m old enough to vote. I shouldn’t still have a pink bedroom. I’m an adult, with sexual urges and needs. I want to be able to express them, with my Step-Daddy! Step-Mom is such a frigid downer. She can’t be providing my sexy stepdad with the pleasure I can. I’m a very good girl. So I asked if I helped him, if he would help me convince step-mom to let me paint my room.