What kind of inconsiderate husband forgets his semi-newly wedded wife’s birthday? I’ll tell you who, your step-father! He knows how important I think birthdays are because I always go way out to give him such a nice day. I certainly thought that now since we’re married he would make today extremely special for me. All day I’ve waited for something from him and now he called to say he is working late and for me not to wait up. That’s it, I’m getting dressed up and taking myself out and if I’m lucky I’ll get some birthday cock. Oh, what’s that behind your back? Aww, how sweet a flower for me? You remembered my birthday! You are nothing like your step-father. I mean, you’re just my stepson and you remembered to do something nice for me. Say, why don’t I stay home instead of going out to a club. I could stay home and hang with you. Would you like that? Would it be wrong to tell you that sometimes I wish I had married you instead of your step-father?