I hate my Step-Mom so much! She thinks she can just take away my credit card for her own controlling issues? No way, that’s why I have you, right Step-Daddy? I mean, you aren’t my biological step-father but you’ve always given me everything I want just like a real Step-Daddy does. You will be sympathetic to my needs of a new outfit for the huge party this weekend, wont you? I have to look stunning! I need a new dress, accessories, and shoes. How am I going to go shopping for all of this when I don’t have a credit card? What? Oh really, does Step-Mom own you to? What, does she have your balls under her control? Let me see. Oh God! Look at those boxers you’re wearing! Bah-haha! Did she buy those for you? There is no way a real man with balls would be caught with those lame boxers on his bod.