Our parent’s sent me to my room to contemplate why I wore these yoga pants to college today and got kicked out. I thought college was supposed to be more liberal than being in college. Why did our parent’s send you up here to my room? Did they think you could talk some sense into me or something? I mean look at me, everything is covered. So what if a little camel toe shows, or the outline of my ass. Chicks wear leggings all the time to college that show the same amount I’m showing off. Whoa, I think I see how much you like these yoga pants on me stepbrother. I do believe I see a boner in those jeans. If I have to be condemned to my bedroom for being bad I may as well go all the way. Come over here so I can give our parents a real reason for making me have to stay in this bedroom.