I don’t know what college is teaching you other than giving you a warped sense of self worth. I know you’re a good looking young man but walking around here in your robe all day exposing yourself to me isn’t going to fly anymore. You may be able to have those stupid girls at school all excited about your constant erection but not me. Get over here to the couch and lets give you a much needed lesson in humility and self constraint. After all, this is what stepmoms are for isn’t it? Starring: Joclyn Stone